Title: Royal Escape: A Romantic Comedy
Series: Royally Pickled
Author: JJ Knight
Genre: Romantic Comedy (stand alone)
Release Date: October 1, 2022
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The hot mess everyone knows as Princess Lili is falling in love with one man and having wild monkey business with another. Yeah, I mean me. I’m the hot mess.Don’t judge me. Not yet. There’s some back story.
First, I ran away from my royal duties.
I escaped to America, party hopping as the wild, red-haired lifestyle influencer Indigo Flame. I peddle everything from blue eye shadow to flavored pickles to get by.
Don’t judge me!
Then, I met the kind, sensitive artist Jesse Adams while looking like the real me — princess me. This is a problem. Huge. I can only see him in secret or the jig is up.
But then I discovered the Masked Man. I met him at a vampire ball dressed as Indigo. Within ten minutes, we were locking the door of the dressing room and things got hot.
I planned to lead a double life all along. I have to if I want to be free of my royal shackles.
But now I have a triple life? Quadruple?
All I know is that Jesse opens my heart, and the Masked Man opens ... everything else.
And if I don’t get my act together, I’m going to lose everything.
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Royal Escape is a hot, hot, hot romantic comedy about a princess pretending to be an influencer pretending to be a princess, a man who can’t keep his hands off her (as long as he’s wearing a mask), a meddling Pickle family who opens a castle in Colorado without realizing the pretend princess is a real princess, and a triple-double twist that everybody sees coming — except the donkeys.
Royal Escape is the final book in the Royally Pickled trilogy, but can totally be read as a standalone.
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I might be the only princess in history to stow away on her own private plane.
I’ve been curled up for close to eight hours in various pretzel positions.
And I’m about as flexible as a skillet.
I want to climb out of this luggage closet and lie on the bed.
And pee.
No, no. Not on the bed.
There’s a fancy bathroom at the back of the plane.
But Ruby will spot me, and she’ll report me in an instant. Ferron, the pilot, would probably turn the plane around.
I have to be clever and careful. Because at some point, my parents, the King and Queen of Avalonia, are going to notice that their youngest princess is missing.
By then, I need to be buried deep in New York.
I unlock my phone to bring up my USA BUCKET LIST. It’s everything I want to do while secretly in America.
1. Lose my virginity. This should be easy. I’ve watched dozens of American movies about dating and sex. I just need to look across a crowded room and spot the guy who will carry me into a romantic sunset.
2. Meet normal people. No one can know I’m the Princess. I want to live a regular life.
3. Have a killer 21st birthday. First one on my own. I have two weeks to make something happen.
Hopefully I won’t get caught before then.
I’ve been curled up for close to eight hours in various pretzel positions.
And I’m about as flexible as a skillet.
I want to climb out of this luggage closet and lie on the bed.
And pee.
No, no. Not on the bed.
There’s a fancy bathroom at the back of the plane.
But Ruby will spot me, and she’ll report me in an instant. Ferron, the pilot, would probably turn the plane around.
I have to be clever and careful. Because at some point, my parents, the King and Queen of Avalonia, are going to notice that their youngest princess is missing.
By then, I need to be buried deep in New York.
I unlock my phone to bring up my USA BUCKET LIST. It’s everything I want to do while secretly in America.
1. Lose my virginity. This should be easy. I’ve watched dozens of American movies about dating and sex. I just need to look across a crowded room and spot the guy who will carry me into a romantic sunset.
2. Meet normal people. No one can know I’m the Princess. I want to live a regular life.
3. Have a killer 21st birthday. First one on my own. I have two weeks to make something happen.
Hopefully I won’t get caught before then.
JJ Knight is the USA Today and Amazon Top 100 bestselling author of contemporary romance and romantic comedy including Tasty Mango and Big Pickle.
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